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A successful businessman flew to Las Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket — if he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to [...]  A guy is strolling along Vegas Strip when a stunning hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, “How much?” The Hooker replies, “$500 for a hand-job.” The guy’s jaw drops: “$500 dollars, For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!” The hooker says, “Do you see [...] Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them. One old lady immediately had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach. |
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