President Selfie

[To the tune of Kodachrome]

When I think back on all the crap I take form Congress.
It’s a wonder I can rule at all.
And though my legistlative failures haven’t hurt me none.
I can keep Chris Matthews in a thrall.

Cameraphooooone
Funerals are so boring.
It’s Nelson they’re all adoring
So I’ll just take this selfie and tweet it out oh yeah!
I got an Smart Phone camera.
I love to take photographs.
Michelle please don’t take my cameraphone away.

If you took all the people who think that I’m the greatest
And put them all together in one place.
I know that I would have more mourners than Mandela
Everyone just wants to see my face.

Cameraphooooone
Funerals are so boring.
It’s Nelson they’re all adoring
So I’ll just take this selfie and tweet it out oh yeah!
I got an Smart Phone camera.
I love to take photographs.
Michelle please don’t take my cameraphone away.