Obamacare Baseball

Fifty thousand people go to a baseball game, but the game was rained out and a refund was due.

The team was about to send out refunds when someone stopped them and suggested that they send out refund amounts based on the their interpretation of fairness. After all, if the refunds were made based on the price each person paid for the tickets, most of the money would go to the richest people.

Their plan says:

– People in the $10 seats will get back $15, because they had less money to spend.

– People in the $15 seats will get back $15, because that’s only fair.

– People in the $25 seats will get back $1, because they already make a lot of money and don’t need a refund.

– People in the $50 luxury seats will have to pay another $50, because they already have way too much money to spend.

– People driving by the stadium who couldn’t afford to watch the game will get $10 each, even though they didn’t pay anything in, just because they need the most help.

Direct quotes from Obama, Hillary and Senators about ObamaCare

These are all direct quotes from Obama, Hillary and Senators about ObamaCare…

Obama, Aug. 15, 2009: I just want to be completely clear about this; I keep on saying this but somehow folks aren’t listening, if you like your health care plan, you keep your health care plan. Nobody is going to force you to leave your health care plan.

The Obama, March 25, 2010: From this day forward, all of the cynics, all the naysayers, they’re going to have to confront the reality of what this reform is and what it isn’t.

The Obama, June 28, 2012: First, if you’re one of the more than 250 million Americans who already have health insurance, you will keep your health insurance — this law will only make it more secure and more affordable.

Hillary Clinton, Sept. 17, 2007 “You can keep the doctors you know and trust. You keep the insurance you have,” “If you have private insurance you like, nothing changes, you can keep that insurance.” (Broadlawns Medical Center, Des Moines, Iowa).

Sen. Landrieu (D-LA): “If you like the insurance that you have, you’ll be able to keep it.” (MSNBC’s Hardball, 12/16/09)

Sen. Hagan (D-NC): “We need to support the private insurance industry so that people who have insurance they’re happy with can keep it (National Journal’s Congress Daily, 6/18/09)

Sen. Begich (D-AK): “If you got a doctor now, you got a medical professional you want, you get to keep that”.

Sen. Bennet (D-CO): “Start with the basic principle if you have coverage and you like it, you can keep it. If you have your doctor, and you like him or her, you should be able to keep them. We will not take that choice away from you.”

Sen. Murry (D-WA): “Again, if you like what you have, you will be able to keep it. Let me say this again: If you like what you have, when our legislation is passed and signed by the President, you will be able to keep it.” (Congressional Record, S.6400, 6/10/09)

Sen. Harkin (D-IA): “One of the things we put in the health care bill when we designed it was the protection for consumers to keep the plan they have if they like it”…we said, if you like a plan, you get to keep it, and you can grandfather it in.” (Congressional Record, S.7675-6, 9/29/10)

Sen. Schumer (D-NY): “If you like your insurance, you keep it.” (U.S. Senate, Finance Committee, Bill Mark-Up, 9/24/09)

Sen. Durbin (D-IL): “This bill before us on the Senate floor makes it clear that if you have an insurance policy that you like, you can keep it. If you like the doctor that you’re currently doing business with, you can continue to use that doctor.” (Teleconference, 12/4/09)

Sen. Reid (D-NV):“In fact, one of our core principles is that if you like the health care you have, you can keep it.” (Congressional Record, S.8642, 8/3/09)

Sen. Baucus (D-MT): “That is why one of the central promises of health care reform has been and is: If you like what you have, you can keep it. That is critically important. If a person has a plan, and he or she likes it, he or she can keep it.” (Congressional Record, S.7676, 9/29/10)

Sen. Levin (D) Mi. April 6, 2012: And it is important to remember that for those who already have health insurance, the law allows you to keep your existing plan.

Sen. Merkley (D) Or. Nov. 11, 2013: If you like your current health insurance, you will be able to keep it. And you will be able to continue seeing your current doctor.

Obama the Sargent Shultz of politics

ObamaCare… I know nothing I see nothing.
Benghazi… I know nothing I see nothing.
IRS scandal… I know nothing I see nothing.
NSA Spying… I know nothing I see nothing.
Phone tapping the media… I know nothing I see nothing.
Fast and Furious… I know nothing I see nothing.
GSA gone wild… I know nothing I see nothing.
Solyndra… I know nothing I see nothing.
Tapping of Merkel’s phone… I know nothing I see nothing.
Getting Osama Bin Laden… I was all over that, I sifted through the intel, gave the nod, virtually had my finger on the trigger, they could not have done it without me… I can’t wait for the press conference.

And the media is Col. Klink running the concentration camp…