Iranian leader ‘s letter to Obama

Iranian leader Ayatollah Khamenei recently sent President Obama a secret letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Obama opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message, 370HSSV-0773H. Obama was baffled, so he e-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Naval Intelligence for help. Within a few seconds Naval Intelligence cabled back with this reply, “Tell the President he’s holding the message upside down.”

President Barack Obama’s Scapegoats

Bush
The one percent
Jews in Israel
Wallstreet bankers
Corporate America
Christians
The Tea Party
Koch Brothers
The Arab Spring
The Tsunami in Japan
Cold winters
Fox News
Edward Snowden
Vladimir Putin
Predatory Lenders
The NRA
Oil companies such as BP
JP Morgan – gets sued by the DOJ every 4 months
Random People in Paris who go to their Kosher Delis in their neighborhood and are Jewish
The Crusades
People who get angry at Muslim Extremism

President Barack Obama’s Nicknames

President EXCUSE
President Food Stamp
President Poverty Pimp
President Race Baiter
President Pinko
President You didn’t build that
President Pen and Phone
President O’Fraudzo
President O’Blamer
President O’Bummer
President Obozo
President Obungler
President obaMAO
President Soetoro
President Obamanation
Barry the Fairy
Barackalypse Now
“the one”
President Sodom Hussein Obama and Gomorrah

Obama: The most Ignorant President in history

ObamaCare… I know nothing. I see nothing.
Benghazi… I know nothing. I see nothing.
IRS scandal… I know nothing. I see nothing.
NSA Spying… I know nothing. I see nothing.
Phone tapping the media… I know nothing. I see nothing.
Fast and Furious… I know nothing. I see nothing.
GSA gone wild… I know nothing. I see nothing.
Solyndra… I know nothing. I see nothing.
Tapping of Merkel’s phone… I know nothing. I see nothing.

And this list could go on and on…
Obama the Sargent Shultz of politics.
And the media is Col. Klink running the POW camp…

President Selfie

[To the tune of Kodachrome]

When I think back on all the crap I take form Congress.
It’s a wonder I can rule at all.
And though my legistlative failures haven’t hurt me none.
I can keep Chris Matthews in a thrall.

Cameraphooooone
Funerals are so boring.
It’s Nelson they’re all adoring
So I’ll just take this selfie and tweet it out oh yeah!
I got an Smart Phone camera.
I love to take photographs.
Michelle please don’t take my cameraphone away.

If you took all the people who think that I’m the greatest
And put them all together in one place.
I know that I would have more mourners than Mandela
Everyone just wants to see my face.

Cameraphooooone
Funerals are so boring.
It’s Nelson they’re all adoring
So I’ll just take this selfie and tweet it out oh yeah!
I got an Smart Phone camera.
I love to take photographs.
Michelle please don’t take my cameraphone away.

The Obama Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the White House
Not a creature was working, not even his spouse;
No stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
because Michelle and the kids were in Hawaii spending 7 million there;

The Obama voters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of free cell phones danced in their heads;
And mamma with her free healthcare, and unemployment benefits with no cap,
Had just settled down for a free winter’s nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the mail box I flew like a flash,
Tore open the mail and got my free cash.

The welfare check hadn’t got wet in the snow
Obama was still passing out free dough,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a sign I must not work, at all of next year,

With a Socialist driver, so conniving and quick,
I knew in a moment he was their Saint Nick.
More taxes for the working and spending pretty much insane,
and he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

“Now, Daschle! Now, Boxer! Now, Franken and Reid!
On, Pelosi! On Feinstein! On, Baucus and Biden!
over the debt ceiling! No spending fire wall!
Now tax away! Tax away! Tax away all!”

Direct quotes from Obama, Hillary and Senators about ObamaCare

These are all direct quotes from Obama, Hillary and Senators about ObamaCare…

Obama, Aug. 15, 2009: I just want to be completely clear about this; I keep on saying this but somehow folks aren’t listening, if you like your health care plan, you keep your health care plan. Nobody is going to force you to leave your health care plan.

The Obama, March 25, 2010: From this day forward, all of the cynics, all the naysayers, they’re going to have to confront the reality of what this reform is and what it isn’t.

The Obama, June 28, 2012: First, if you’re one of the more than 250 million Americans who already have health insurance, you will keep your health insurance — this law will only make it more secure and more affordable.

Hillary Clinton, Sept. 17, 2007 “You can keep the doctors you know and trust. You keep the insurance you have,” “If you have private insurance you like, nothing changes, you can keep that insurance.” (Broadlawns Medical Center, Des Moines, Iowa).

Sen. Landrieu (D-LA): “If you like the insurance that you have, you’ll be able to keep it.” (MSNBC’s Hardball, 12/16/09)

Sen. Hagan (D-NC): “We need to support the private insurance industry so that people who have insurance they’re happy with can keep it (National Journal’s Congress Daily, 6/18/09)

Sen. Begich (D-AK): “If you got a doctor now, you got a medical professional you want, you get to keep that”.

Sen. Bennet (D-CO): “Start with the basic principle if you have coverage and you like it, you can keep it. If you have your doctor, and you like him or her, you should be able to keep them. We will not take that choice away from you.”

Sen. Murry (D-WA): “Again, if you like what you have, you will be able to keep it. Let me say this again: If you like what you have, when our legislation is passed and signed by the President, you will be able to keep it.” (Congressional Record, S.6400, 6/10/09)

Sen. Harkin (D-IA): “One of the things we put in the health care bill when we designed it was the protection for consumers to keep the plan they have if they like it”…we said, if you like a plan, you get to keep it, and you can grandfather it in.” (Congressional Record, S.7675-6, 9/29/10)

Sen. Schumer (D-NY): “If you like your insurance, you keep it.” (U.S. Senate, Finance Committee, Bill Mark-Up, 9/24/09)

Sen. Durbin (D-IL): “This bill before us on the Senate floor makes it clear that if you have an insurance policy that you like, you can keep it. If you like the doctor that you’re currently doing business with, you can continue to use that doctor.” (Teleconference, 12/4/09)

Sen. Reid (D-NV):“In fact, one of our core principles is that if you like the health care you have, you can keep it.” (Congressional Record, S.8642, 8/3/09)

Sen. Baucus (D-MT): “That is why one of the central promises of health care reform has been and is: If you like what you have, you can keep it. That is critically important. If a person has a plan, and he or she likes it, he or she can keep it.” (Congressional Record, S.7676, 9/29/10)

Sen. Levin (D) Mi. April 6, 2012: And it is important to remember that for those who already have health insurance, the law allows you to keep your existing plan.

Sen. Merkley (D) Or. Nov. 11, 2013: If you like your current health insurance, you will be able to keep it. And you will be able to continue seeing your current doctor.

45 Obama Lies plus One

1. I will have the most transparent administration.
2. I have Shovel ready jobs.
3. The IRS is not targeting anyone.
4. If four Americans get killed, it is not optimal.
5. There are going to be bumps in the road. (referring to Libya and Egypt protests/attacks).
6. ObamaCare will be good for America.
7. You can keep your family doctor.
8. Premiums will be lowered by $2500
9. You can keep your current healthcare plan
10. Just shop around, for that healthcare I claimed you wouldn’t lose.
11. I am sorry you lost your healthcare, (you know the health care you have to shop around for, ya the same health care I said you could keep, yup, that’s the one).
12. I did not say you could keep your health care. (Regardless that 29 recorded videos show I did)
13. ObamaCare will not be offered to illegal immigrants.
14. ObamaCare will not be used to fund abortions.
15. ObamaCare will cost less than 1 Trillion Dollars.
16. No one making under $250,000 will see their taxes raised one dime.
17. It is Bushes fault. (this can be inserted in between every statement).
18. It was about a movie.
19. I will fundamentally transform America.
20. If I had a son.
21. I am not a dictator.
22. I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”.
23. You didn’t build that.
24. I will restore trust in Government.
25. The Cambridge police acted stupidly.
26. I am not after your guns.
27. The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. The BHO of (2006).
28. I have been practicing…I bowled a 129. It’s like — it was like Special Olympics.
29. “If I don’t have this done in three years, then this is going to be a one-term proposition.
30. I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money.
31. I think when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.
32. The Public Will Have 5 Days To Look At Every Bill That Lands On My Desk
33. It’s not my red line it is the worlds red line.
34. Whistle blowers will be protected.
35. We got back Every Dime we Used to Rescue the Banks, with interest.
36. I am good at killing people.
37. I will close Gitmo. (but instead built them a $750,000 soccer field).
38. The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn’t, but she is a typical white person
39. I am not spying on American citizens.
40. By, on, on, by, Friday uh afternoon things get a little uh, uh challenged uh, uh ( when left to think for himself without a Teleprompter).
41. I am a Christian.
42. John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith.
43. It’s not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy.
44. UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It’s the Post Office that’s always having problems. (Attempting to make the case for government-run healthcare).
45. What’s good for illegal immigrants is also good for people who are losing their health insurance because of Obamacare.

And the biggest lie of all
I Barrack Hussain Obama pledge to preserve protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.
Obama voters, here’s your sign…

Great Presidential Lies

Lyndon Johnson about the Tonkin Gulf incident

“For all I know, our Navy was shooting at whales out there.”

Nixon

I am not a crook.

H. W. Bush

Read my lips, no new taxes.

Clinton

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

W. Bush about Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD’s)

Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised.

Obama

  • I will have the most transparent administration.
  • I have Shovel ready jobs.
  • The IRS is not targeting anyone.
  • It was about a movie.
  • If I had a son…
  • I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”.
  • You didn’t build that.
  • I will restore trust in Government.
  • The cops acted stupidly.
  • I am not after your guns.
  • The Public Will Have 5 Days To Look At Every Bill That Lands On My Desk
  • It’s not my red line. It is the worlds red line.
  • Whistle blowers will be protected.
  • We got back Every Dime we Used to Rescue the Banks, with interest.
  • I will close Gitmo.
  • I am not spying on American citizens.
  • ObamaCare will be good for America.
  • You can keep your family doctor.
  • Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
  • You can keep your current healthcare plan
  • I Barrack Hussain Obama pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.

Obama the Sargent Shultz of politics

ObamaCare… I know nothing I see nothing.
Benghazi… I know nothing I see nothing.
IRS scandal… I know nothing I see nothing.
NSA Spying… I know nothing I see nothing.
Phone tapping the media… I know nothing I see nothing.
Fast and Furious… I know nothing I see nothing.
GSA gone wild… I know nothing I see nothing.
Solyndra… I know nothing I see nothing.
Tapping of Merkel’s phone… I know nothing I see nothing.
Getting Osama Bin Laden… I was all over that, I sifted through the intel, gave the nod, virtually had my finger on the trigger, they could not have done it without me… I can’t wait for the press conference.

And the media is Col. Klink running the concentration camp…