Be Thankful Conservatives and Liberals can Compromise

If a Conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Liberal doesn’t like guns, she wants all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, she wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Conservative is gay, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is gay, she demands legislated respect.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Liberal is down-and-out she wonders who is going to take care of her.
If a Conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Liberal demands that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he either shops for it, or chooses a job that provides it.
If a Liberal decides she needs health care, she demands that the rest of us pay for hers.