Computer Security Lies

Apple: “We’ll be taking your fingerprint, but don’t worry. It’ll only be stored locally. Not that it matters. You’re going to keep buying our stuff anyhow.”

Microsoft: “The Xbox will have an always-on camera, but don’t worry. It’ll only be stored locally. Not that it matters. You’re going to keep buying our stuff anyhow.”

Google: “We’re scanning your wifi signals and passwords, but don’t worry. We wouldn’t use that irresponsibly. Not that it matters. You’re going to keep buying our stuff anyhow.”