Bill and Hillary Clinton – Trust and Marriage

Things you can trust more than a Clinton being educated on the Constitution, Declaration of Independence, or the rule of law for that matter. :

• Mexican tap water
• A wolverine with a ‘pet me’ sign
• A mixed drink made by Bill Cosby
• A straight edge shave from Jodi Arias
• A “Coin Toss” at a local Iowa Caucus
• An elevator ride with Ray Rice
• A night out with Aaron Hernandez
• Brian Williams memory
• A cigar offered to me by Bill Clinton
• Pete Carroll coaching decisions
• Loch Ness monster sightings
• OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
• Pinocchio
• A North Korea “Satellite” launch
• Hilary Clinton’s investigation into Bengazi
• Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
• MSNBC’s news reports
• Gas station Sushi
• A Jimmy Carter economic plan
• Bill Clinton’s claim he never had inappropriate relationships
• An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
• Michael Jackson’s Doctor
• MeCHA, La Raza, and LULAC’s claim they’re not racists
• A Jeffery Dahmer dinner invitation
• Obama’s investigation into the IRS Targeting Scandal
• The Boy that cried Wolf
• Harry Reid’s exercise equipment
• Tying Anthony Weiner’s shoes
• The direct number to the State Department in case of a riot
• A factory packed parachute
• A kiss from Judas
• An Afghan wearing a backpack
• A Supreme Court decision
• Keeping my healthcare plan
• A North Korea trial by jury
• A BIC pen that doesn’t leak
• Flint Michigan water supply
• Electronic Voting Machines
• A business proposition from the Nigerian Minister of Finance
• A week old tuna fish sandwich found on a filthy city bus

Great Presidential Lies

Lyndon Johnson about the Tonkin Gulf incident

“For all I know, our Navy was shooting at whales out there.”

Nixon

I am not a crook.

H. W. Bush

Read my lips, no new taxes.

Clinton

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

W. Bush about Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD’s)

Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised.

Obama

  • I will have the most transparent administration.
  • I have Shovel ready jobs.
  • The IRS is not targeting anyone.
  • It was about a movie.
  • If I had a son…
  • I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”.
  • You didn’t build that.
  • I will restore trust in Government.
  • The cops acted stupidly.
  • I am not after your guns.
  • The Public Will Have 5 Days To Look At Every Bill That Lands On My Desk
  • It’s not my red line. It is the worlds red line.
  • Whistle blowers will be protected.
  • We got back Every Dime we Used to Rescue the Banks, with interest.
  • I will close Gitmo.
  • I am not spying on American citizens.
  • ObamaCare will be good for America.
  • You can keep your family doctor.
  • Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
  • You can keep your current healthcare plan
  • I Barrack Hussain Obama pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.