U.S.A. – New National Anthem

Now, this is a story all about how
The world got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
To let this story unfurl
I’ll tell you how we became the best country in the world

In east America born and raised
With Indians was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And annexing more land to rule
When a couple of blokes who were up to no good
Started taxing tea in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and the UK got scared
It said said ‘You’re on your own’ and got the hell out of there

I cheered and freedomed day after day
As they packed their suit case and went on their way
It gave me a hiss and then it gave me my ticket.
I got my own country now, ‘I might as well kick it’.