German Economy Explained

Facts to consider:

1. Germans have endured extended periods of high unemployment.
2. They endure persistent wage suppression, hence the trade surplus.
3. German median wealth is the lowest in the EU.

This is because:

1. Germans don’t own homes, they rent. Home ownership is very low (2012 stats ranking #44 in the world).
2. They spend a lot on vacations.
3. Government bond yields continue to decline.

The German economy does not make most Germans prosperous. Many refugees will be disappointed about the actual living standards in the promised land. But the trade surplus brings bargaining strength to the German government. Germany bailed out Ireland, even though Ireland has higher GDP per capita, and so do Belgium as well as the Netherlands. The Nordics and the French are not far behind.

Germans are mostly oblivious to how they are short changed. But they will notice the rapidly increasing rents. Even the mainstream media admitted a couple of days ago that rents are rapidly rising and the refugee crisis is to blame. This does even effect SWPLs, journalists and Green party voters on a personal level. Landlords are throwing out small businesses and doctors, because local governments pay more for refugee housing.

If Germans have to pay more for rent, they will no longer be able to afford vacations. This will make a huge emotional impact and it affects all classes. The German government on the other hand can issue debt at low and even negative interest rates and a recession will further increase demand for these bonds as a presumed safe haven.

Guide to online dating

Some help navigating the world of online profiles – primarily for browsing female profiles. It has been my experience that the following are the red flags you need to be aware of, in random order of importance:

  1. The “MySpace angle” or head-shot only photos
  2. No full body picture
  3. No visible collarbone
  4. Bad teeth, as in inflamed gums and poor overall dental hygiene
  5. Only group photos. If there is only a group photo, they’re the fatty
  6. Hair covering cheeks.
  7. When they wear their hair down so it makes their neck look narrower.
  8. When they wear a low-cut blouse with an open jacket on top, and then crop their shoulders out of the photo.
  9. Puffy creases in their armpits.
  10. Pictures with food. Interest in food. Is a “foodie”.
  11. “Not looking to hook up” in an attempt to maintain the narrative that they’re somewhat physically desirable.

Of course there are more. Don’t be fatfished!

How many badgers it would take to fill the sun?

Well, a full grown American badger is approx. 90 cm long. assuming they are three times as long as they are tall, we can approximate a badger as a cylinder with volume of 0.063 meters^3. These are also very fat, very grumpy badgers of the Badgerius Cylindrius subspecies, which are known for, among other things, being perfectly cylindrical and incompressible.

The sun has a volume of 1.409×10^18 kilometers^3 , so it would take  2.252×10^28 badgers to fill it up. Alternatively written as 22,365,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 fully-grown badgers. Give or take. Therefore, 3.2 Quintillion badgers for every person on earth.

Furthermore, if you pile up that many badgers in one place, the ones on the inside are going to be compressed to an even smaller volume; the density of degenerate badgers could be very high. The density of the Sun is about 1.4 g/cm^3 and the density of a Sun-sized sphere of badgers could be higher.

Eurasian badgers weigh around 18 kg, which, assuming a density similar to that of water, makes for a total volume of about 0.018 meter^3. A badger with a volume of 0.063 meter^3 would weigh about 63 kilograms, or 139 pounds. So there’s room for a lot more badgers of this variety in the Sun than the previous calculations indicate.

African badgers are nonmigratory.

There would likely be fusion at the core, though probably not as strongly as in the Sun since badgers contain some hydrogen, but not in as high a proportion as the Sun. There would probably have to be more badgers added as the core collapses to maintain the size. Note, adding mushrooms and/or snakes probably won’t affect the physics much.

The real question is, if we used Honey Badgers, would they even care?