|What They Say||What It Means|
|Slim||Fat, but wrists are only slightly chunky.|
|Fit||Meant to type fat. Sausage fingers hit i instead.|
|Athletic||Fat and delusional|
|Prefer Not To Say||Fat|
|A Little Extra||A little extra cheese on everything|
|Other||Jabba The Fat|
I hope this handy list helps. If you have any of your own, feel free to contribute, and I will add them.