Names for Fat People

Beetus Behemoth
Betusbux
Blobnoxious
Buffet Rapist
Bush Hog
Butter Belugas
Butter Chud
Butter Golem
Butter Huffer
Butter Huffers
Butter Slug
Butterbomb
Chunk-a-dunk
Chunkbeast
Corpulent
Ditch Pig
Doughboy
Eatbeast
Fat inActivists
Fatass
Fatfuck
Fattus beastus
Fatty
Fatty McFatFat
Flabulous
Fupa Trupa
Fupanova
Ham
Hambeast
Hamilly, horizontally enhanced
Hamlord
Hammoth
Hogbeast
Lardass
Lardlurker
Lardtard
Lasagna Druid
Mayo Tankers
Mayonnaise Tanker
Obeast
Obese with Jealousy
Pig
Porker
Salad Swerver
Seaham
Shit cake
Shitcow
The Waddling Dead
Tub of goo
Tub of lard
Tub of shit
Whaleplanet
Fucklard
Mayonnaise grenade
Pancake graveyard
Warpig

Festive Fat Names (for concerts and theater)

Agent 00700 pounds
Avoids the Gym Class Heroes
Bruno Mars Bar
Can’t Run DMC
FatBoy Not-So-Slim
Fleetwood Big Mac
Girth Brooks
Jimmy eat the world
Jon Bon Bon Jovi
Linkin Pork
Pig Floyd
William Milkshakespehere

For Infamous or Otherwise Well-Known People

Fupa Gooding Jr.
Bill Pie the Thyroid Cry
Fat Leblanc
Fat Damon
Mr./Mrs. Thigh-chafe

And Some for the DIY kind of person

Make your own with the following prefixes:
Butter, Ham, Blubber, Whale, Mayo, Lard. Suffixes: Beast, Huffer, Golem, Planet, Pig, Bag, Behemoth, Barrel, Tub. Now you can mix and match your own, just like a fatshion tubblrina!