It is so beautiful, a tear made of pure high fructose corn syrup fell up from out my eye.
Hamilly, horizontally enhanced
Obese with Jealousy
The Waddling Dead
Tub of goo
Tub of lard
Tub of shit
Festive Fat Names (for concerts and theater)
Agent 00700 pounds
Avoids the Gym Class Heroes
Bruno Mars Bar
Can’t Run DMC
Fleetwood Big Mac
Jimmy eat the world
Jon Bon Bon Jovi
For Infamous or Otherwise Well-Known People
Fupa Gooding Jr.
Bill Pie the Thyroid Cry
And Some for the DIY kind of person
Make your own with the following prefixes:
Butter, Ham, Blubber, Whale, Mayo, Lard. Suffixes: Beast, Huffer, Golem, Planet, Pig, Bag, Behemoth, Barrel, Tub. Now you can mix and match your own, just like a fatshion tubblrina!
He has perfect diction even while screaming at the top of his lungs. Very impressive.
The IlLudanati (the Latin of Ludacris meaning “Christopher Brian Bridges”) is a name given to a rapper group, both real and fictitious. Historically, the name refers to the leader of the Atlanta Illuminati, an Incognegro-era secret society founded on September 11, 1977.
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