Barack Obama Voting

Obama showed up to vote early without ID.

The lady at the counter asked, “If you don’t have ID, how do I know you’re really Barack Obama?”.

Obama stated, “I don’t have a clue in the world”.

She replied “Yep, it’s clearly you Mr President. Here’s your ballot”.

PTSD

What if lack of pasta was the source of your depression?

And PTSD stood for “Pasta with Tomato Sauce Deficiency”.

I need more carbs in my diet. 🙁