Sec of State John Kerry Limericks

There once was a Rhode Island tax cheat
Whose wife had bought him a Senate seat
His vote sent boat jobs asunder
His swift boat was built down under
And priced as a reward for that sorry feat.

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There once was a dillhole named Kerry
Who said for his tax “I’ll pay nary”
So he preened on his yacht
Tax man asked “whatcha got?”
“Tain’t nothing but a broken down ferry”

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just like George said
Kerry hasn’t a clue.

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Kerry had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as coal
Every time it jumped the fence
You could see its big black hole.

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Palestinians panned you, Israelis did too,
And each time you speak, you step in the poo;
But when you retire you’ll still have some fame;
You’ll swell up with pride when you loudly proclaim
That for all of the bullshit you worked hard to spew,
Hillary Clinton was STILL worse than you.

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There once was a man named John Kerry
Went to Vietnam and sang like a canary
A communist at heart and not very smart
Obama made him secretary.