Four doctors were sitting around chatting

Four doctors were sitting around chatting.

The French doctor says:
Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.

The German doctor says:
That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

The Russian doctor says:
In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says:
You guys are way behind – we recently took a man with no brain out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.

President Barack Obama’s Scapegoats

Bush
The one percent
Jews in Israel
Wallstreet bankers
Corporate America
Christians
The Tea Party
Koch Brothers
The Arab Spring
The Tsunami in Japan
Cold winters
Fox News
Edward Snowden
Vladimir Putin
Predatory Lenders
The NRA
Oil companies such as BP
JP Morgan – gets sued by the DOJ every 4 months
Random People in Paris who go to their Kosher Delis in their neighborhood and are Jewish
The Crusades
People who get angry at Muslim Extremism

President Barack Obama’s Nicknames

President EXCUSE
President Food Stamp
President Poverty Pimp
President Race Baiter
President Pinko
President You didn’t build that
President Pen and Phone
President O’Fraudzo
President O’Blamer
President O’Bummer
President Obozo
President Obungler
President obaMAO
President Soetoro
President Obamanation
Barry the Fairy
Barackalypse Now
“the one”
President Sodom Hussein Obama and Gomorrah