Four doctors were sitting around chatting.
The French doctor says:
Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.
The German doctor says:
That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
The Russian doctor says:
In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says:
You guys are way behind – we recently took a man with no brain out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.
The one percent
Jews in Israel
The Tea Party
The Arab Spring
The Tsunami in Japan
Oil companies such as BP
JP Morgan – gets sued by the DOJ every 4 months
Random People in Paris who go to their Kosher Delis in their neighborhood and are Jewish
People who get angry at Muslim Extremism
President Food Stamp
President Poverty Pimp
President Race Baiter
President You didn’t build that
President Pen and Phone
Barry the Fairy
President Sodom Hussein Obama and Gomorrah