I do absolutely nothing and get paid for it. More like 95% nothing but still,
0.95 x 0.0 = 0.0.
It was a blessing at first but I’m not gaining anything out of it besides money. Certainly not a career.
What did I do at work today? Surfed Internet joke sites.
What do I put on a resume? A bunch of lies.
Interviews for a different job?
> Name a time where you had a problem and how did you resolve it?
I just make up some bullshit answer and/or exaggerate and hope they buy it.
Hey, I’m writing this at work right now.
What I wouldn’t give for some worthwhile work.
On a side note one really good thing is I can apply to jobs while at work. Because that’s what I imagine productivity to be.