Great Presidential Lies

Lyndon Johnson about the Tonkin Gulf incident

“For all I know, our Navy was shooting at whales out there.”

Nixon

I am not a crook.

H. W. Bush

Read my lips, no new taxes.

Clinton

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

W. Bush about Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD’s)

Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised.

Obama

  • I will have the most transparent administration.
  • I have Shovel ready jobs.
  • The IRS is not targeting anyone.
  • It was about a movie.
  • If I had a son…
  • I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”.
  • You didn’t build that.
  • I will restore trust in Government.
  • The cops acted stupidly.
  • I am not after your guns.
  • The Public Will Have 5 Days To Look At Every Bill That Lands On My Desk
  • It’s not my red line. It is the worlds red line.
  • Whistle blowers will be protected.
  • We got back Every Dime we Used to Rescue the Banks, with interest.
  • I will close Gitmo.
  • I am not spying on American citizens.
  • ObamaCare will be good for America.
  • You can keep your family doctor.
  • Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
  • You can keep your current healthcare plan
  • I Barrack Hussain Obama pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.

Obama the Sargent Shultz of politics

ObamaCare… I know nothing I see nothing.
Benghazi… I know nothing I see nothing.
IRS scandal… I know nothing I see nothing.
NSA Spying… I know nothing I see nothing.
Phone tapping the media… I know nothing I see nothing.
Fast and Furious… I know nothing I see nothing.
GSA gone wild… I know nothing I see nothing.
Solyndra… I know nothing I see nothing.
Tapping of Merkel’s phone… I know nothing I see nothing.
Getting Osama Bin Laden… I was all over that, I sifted through the intel, gave the nod, virtually had my finger on the trigger, they could not have done it without me… I can’t wait for the press conference.

And the media is Col. Klink running the concentration camp…