As for his South Lawn stumbling, White House spokesman Jay Carney said the President “doesn’t get to practice probably as much as he’d like.”
At the end of the video President Urkel snuck off to the Rose Garden to smoke a pack of Kools.
He shoots worse than he throws a baseball. All hail SI’s “44th Most Powerful Person In Sports.”
The French shouldn’t have tried Survivor in the first place. Their perfect show would be Capitulator.
The contestants take turns turning each other into the authorities until the final round, when the remaining contestants, known as The Vichy Squad, compete to see how many evil dictators each one can capitulate to within a set amount of time.