Murphed

There is no oil in Bumfuckistan.

There is no oil in Bumfuckistan. Only rocks, more rocks, even more rocks, religious nutters and poppy plants.

Problem?

You do not TALK about exercise.

2nd rule: You DO NOT talk about exercise.

3rd rule: If someone says “cheetos”, the meal is not over.

4th rule: Only two hot dogs to a bun.

5th rule: One Mountain Dew at a time.

6th rule: No shirts, no shoes, no abs.

7th rule: Meals will go on as long as they have to.

8th rule: If this is your first night at fat club, you have to gain weight.

Fat Club was the beginning, now it’s moved out of the basement, it’s called Project Mayonnaise.