Humor

Guess the Service

  • 1 – Click on your show
  • 2 – Watch 5 second ad for the channel that carries the show.
  • 3 – Watch 5 second ad for the show itself
  • 4 – You are now presented with a choice of “ad experience”, providing precious demographic statistics.
  • 5 – Wait 5 seconds for the ad to load
  • 6 – Watch a 30 second ad (which you have inadvertently memorized) in full glorious high definition
  • 7 – Wait another 5 seconds for you actual show to load.
  • 8 – If you experience any network issues, browser issues, or just random Hulu-based connection issues, proceed back to step 1.
  • 9 – Despite the high definition clarity of the commercial you just watched, your show may be played in a much lower fidelity for no apparent reason.
  • 10 – If you want to skip to the second half, expect severe load times, followed by a second viewing of the same 30 second ad (in full HD).

Obama attempting to score a layup, AKA March Sadness

As for his South Lawn stumbling, White House spokesman Jay Carney said the President “doesn’t get to practice probably as much as he’d like.”

March Sadness

March Sadness

At the end of the video President Urkel snuck off to the Rose Garden to smoke a pack of Kools.

He shoots worse than he throws a baseball. All hail SI’s “44th Most Powerful Person In Sports.”

Contestant Dies: French ‘Survivor’ Season Canceled

The French shouldn’t have tried Survivor in the first place. Their perfect show would be Capitulator.

The contestants take turns turning each other into the authorities until the final round, when the remaining contestants, known as The Vichy Squad, compete to see how many evil dictators each one can capitulate to within a set amount of time.

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