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There is no oil in Bumfuckistan.

There is no oil in Bumfuckistan. Only rocks, more rocks, even more rocks, religious nutters and poppy plants.

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Barack Trollbama

Problem?

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The first rule of fat club…

You do not TALK about exercise.

2nd rule: You DO NOT talk about exercise.

3rd rule: If someone says “cheetos”, the meal is not over.

4th rule: Only two hot dogs to a bun.

5th rule: One Mountain Dew at a time.

6th rule: No shirts, no shoes, no abs.

7th rule: Meals will go on as long as they have to.

8th rule: If this is your first night at fat club, you have to gain weight.

Fat Club was the beginning, now it’s moved out of the basement, it’s called Project Mayonnaise.

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